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Jim Kuenzer is a writer living in Highland Village, just outside of Dallas, Texas.

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He's worked as a writer and, in some cases, art director for clients such as Travelocity, AT&T, Meadows School of the Arts, Dallas Symphony Orchestra, Hyundai USA, Oilogic, Clearview Energy, Audioengine, Pain Specialists of America, and many more.

How many more? Let's just say it's a quantity somewhere between "oodles" and "a plethora." Can you find some relevant work examples here? There's only one way to find out.

As an artiste. his work has been featured at the Festival of Independent Theaters, the One-Minute Play Festival, In a Southern City Radio Show, and the Queertown Comedy Revue. His first novel, “Behold! We May Rock You!” is available exclusively through Amazon.

His short humor can be read in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Greener Pastures, and others. Can you see the full list here? In this case, we can confidently say "perhaps."

As an improviser, Jim has performed with a number of teams at Stomping Ground Comedy Theater, as well as Lone Star Comedy, Second 8 Comedy and Pavlov’s Dogs. Along with improv, Jim performs regularly as a standup comedian. Behold.

Jim has studied with Second City, Kevin McDonald (Kids in the Hall), and Robert McKee. He’s a graduate of the University of Texas at Dallas.

Jim and his wife, Jenn, have loads of kids, though not enough to qualify for a reality TV show.

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